It reminds me of the time I submitted a WPS to the fellas at GE.
They called me and congratulated me for doing a fine job and wanted to know if I applied for a patent for my new welding process.
I figured they must be inhaling some toxic fumes wafting around in their offices, but respectfully asked them what they were talking about.
They replied that they were interested in hearing more about the TIG process I discovered that didn't need shielding gas.
It was then that I just knew there must be someone in their office contaminating the air with "weed smoke" or something equally hallucinogenic.
Again I asked them, "What are you talking about? What WPS are you reading?"
It turned out that I completely omitted the section for "shielding gases" when I formatted the WPS on my computer. I'm sure they could see my face turn red over the phone line!
My wife's uncle used to say, "The only person that hasn't broken a tool or lost a tool is the guy that never used one."
I've managed to break and lose a few in my time.
Best regards - Al