Don't think I'll ever forget this one from the "other hobbies" thread.....
"Most of my free time is spent drinking, but I only drink because it makes everyone around me seem more interesting. Sometimes, when I'm not drinking, I like to start an argument with the four walls of my living room and then abruptly leave the room to let the ceiling settle it. If it's warm outside, I like to stand in my front yard wearing nothing but my Hello Kitty training panties and point a broken hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. If it's cold outside, I'll stay in and play my 33 rpm records at 78 rpm speed to sharpen my superior mental thought processing capabilities, or play full contact Solitaire. If I can't decide on what I want to do, I'll just go to my room and jump up and down on my bed, jumping high enough to repeatedly bang my head on the ceiling until I knock myself unconscious."
I enjoy reading his smart arse and humorous responses. It really throws me off when he gives sincere and meaningful technical responses that really help out. lol
Yeah, I have to agree that Scott is one phunny individual...When posts that stuff, I am humored to say the least. Thanks Scott.
Forum
