Here's a good one I got from another forum...
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of Crap, it takes all morning!!!" ;) :) :)
Respectfully,
Henry