"Chinese Sick Leave"
"I NO COME WORK TODAY"
Hung Chow calls into work and say, "Boss I no come work today. I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss ays, " You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Cho calls again... "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house!"
No disrespect to anyone of Chinese descent here... I just thought of this joke I heard the other day so I posted it for laughs... No disrespect meant to anyone.
The guy in the pic must have some really good eyesight!! Yeah right!!! ;)
Respectfully,
Henry