maybe we got a new way to light the barbecue, all you need is a tig torch, maybe lincoln and miller would be interested, a lot of barbecues out there. any one out there who wants to spring for a patent just forward the cash to my address in a unmarked brown paper bag any amount will do, no coins please.
you know bill i thought that maybe i shouldnt post this as someone might not get that im kidding and id get in trouble for trying to solicit money but if someone cant discern that this is humour then they probably wouldnt have the wits to carry out litigation and i could use the money to by an apostrophe
darren