Towards the end of a round of
golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a
patch of pretty, yellow
buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in
play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in
the patch.
All of a sudden? POOF! In a
flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman
appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother
Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for doing what you have
done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the
rest of your
life...
Better still, you won't
have any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life.... As a matter of fact, you'll
never have any butter for anything for the rest of your
life!' Then POOF!... she was
gone!
After Dave recovered from the
shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,where are
you?' Fred yells back 'I'm
over here in the pussy
willows.' Dave shouts back,
'DON'T SWING, Fred!… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,
DON'T SWING!' =
Have a good one;
Matt