Something my Dad sent me in an email. I apologize in advance if it is too much for the forum.

>All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
> name.
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> Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name
> is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
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> Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called
> Ibuprofen.
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> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
> Viagra.
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> After careful consideration by a team of government experts,
> it recently announced that it has settled on the generic
> name of Mycoxafloppin.
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> Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
> Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
> as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
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> It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself
> a stiff one.
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> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
> gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
> 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
> drink'.
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> Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT
> & DO.
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> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on
> breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
> research.
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> This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly
> population with perky boobs and huge erections and
> absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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