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- - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 09-24-2014 23:08
"TAMPA, Fla., Sept. 24 (UPI) -- Popular urban legend-debunking site Snopes.com says a woman who claims to have had a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest is a fraud."

"The website said Jasmine Tridevil, a Florida woman who made headlines recently when she released photos and videos on social media showing the third breast she claimed to have implanted between her natural breasts, is likely Alicia Hessler, a woman whose "Alicia's Golden Touch" massage website dubbed her as a "Provider of Internet hoaxes since 2014" and "Specialist in massage for three breasted women."

Snopes also said plastic surgeons indicated the procedure would take several months to complete, and photos of Hessler from December 2013 show no sign of having the procedure done.

Hessler filed a police report earlier in September alleging her luggage had been stolen at Tampa International Airport, and the list of stolen items included a "three breast prosthesis."

Here's the rest of the story:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/09/24/Snopes-Three-breasted-woman-a-hoax/1101411558034/?spt=inf&or=1

Talk about seeing cross - eyed!

Respectfully,
Henry
Parent - - By SCOTTN (***) Date 09-26-2014 18:02
Interesting.  I heard about that.  My first thought was that the woman must have been at one of those “buy two and get the third one free” sales that my wife is so crazy about.  Every time she sees a “buy two and get the third one free” sale, no matter what it is, she simply has to have it.  But seriously, a few years ago, I actually surprised my wife with breast implants.  I just felt the timing was right.  She was in a coma.
Parent - - By mcostello (**) Date 09-27-2014 02:00
What size did You get?:lol:
Parent - By SCOTTN (***) Date 09-29-2014 18:43
It’s interesting that you’re asking about the size.  Sorry that I wasn’t able to respond any quicker.  I just got back to the office work after attending one of those sexual harassment seminars.  I was asked to leave, so I didn’t get to finish it.  The presenter was a female, and during one of the breaks I was caught out in the hallway taking bets to guess her bra size.  Anyway, to answer your question, any bra size would have been an improvement.  I think the whole thing started after I saw my next door neighbor sunbathing topless in the garden.  I'd never seen breasts that big in all my life.  I tried hard not to stare, but I just couldn’t stop looking.  Amazing.  Absolutely amazing, and the whole time, all I could do was to think to myself, he really needs to go on a diet.  The best part of surprising my wife with implants is now I don’t have to worry about being embarrassed when I go shopping with her.  I remember one time I went to the mall with her.  She needed a bra and she went there hoping to find one in her size.  We stopped at one fancy store.  She approached the saleslady in the lingerie department and asked “Do you have a size 24AA bra?” The clerk seemed to snicker as she told her no, so we left that store and proceeded to another department store in the mall where she pretty much got the same reply.  After a third try at another department store at the mall, she had gotten really disgusted.  So we left the mall and went to K Mart.  By that time she seemed to be pretty furious.  She immediately marched up to a sales clerk, unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, and yelled “Do you have anything for this?” After a few seconds of looking closely, the sales clerk replied “Have you tried Clearasil?” I quickly walked away, stopped to look at batteries, and thought, AA.  That’s the same size bra that my wife’s looking for.  But now with her new size, and if the restraining order has expired, maybe we can start going to Victoria’s Secret.  It’s a long story.  I’d gone around to all the clerks, asking about their bra sizes.  Before I asked the last one, she asked “Don’t you have any standards?”  I said “Yes.  I prefer a D cup.” Pardon me if I’m wrong, but I find it extremely rude to answer a question with another question.
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