Today's Birthdays

Date 11-19-2014 20:19

This is way past ridiculous and I wish someone would put a stop to it. Just out of curiosity I clicked on a few of the birthday names today and their profiles don’t even make sense. On the profile page, under Miscellaneous, user “essussty” says…“They slaapkamermeubels grow natively. They are related en route to the aubergine abstract the baby, are armoured with waxy scales, which.

Under Miscellaneous, user “baanest” says… American red bedroom sets colour and absolute strong nationalist defense. The bumping of absolute significantly increased during the.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way I octopus.

Then, under "statistics", the birthday shows user casieperine37 (23). The profile says the birthday is 1991-11-19. And then, under Miscellaneous, user “casieperine37” says Yo bros !! The name is OLIVIA PACHECO. My age is 38. Learn more at fotograf łódź

This is only a few, but after reading them, I’m thinking about changing the Miscellaneous part of my profile to make myself sound more interesting than the ones I’ve read….

I was born at a very young age. I’m currently married to the luckiest woman alive and I’m a self made hundredaire. One of my most memorable achievements happened during a recent phone call to Costa Rica, when I made a horse faint. I was once mugged by a small six year old child. The most disturbing part of it was the child’s appalling grammar, which I attempted to correct while she was beating me. Sometimes when it rains, I like to go outside holding a cocktail umbrella and I pretend to be a giant who makes bad decisions. Check out my website: sweetsweetgoatporn.com

By welderbrent (*****)

Date 11-19-2014 22:50

Scott, check out the two names I listed a couple of posts back when they first started coming back. I checked several others out as well and they are really off the wall.

Brent

By welderbrent (*****)

Date 11-20-2014 02:45

Amen!

By 46.00

Date 11-20-2014 14:44

With all due respect and understanding, but at the moment, the 'Birthday' feature is pretty useless unless your gunna wade thru 30 or 40 names everyday looking for a familiar or guessed legitimate members birthday!

By SCOTTN

Date 11-20-2014 20:11

Brent,

I checked those out.

Here’s one with a birthday today.... In the Miscellaneous space on the user profile, this is what’s written:

"The black sofas dispute, lean toward annotate below. Whereupon behalf of acme of perfection the dogs at our air pocket abject abstract abandoned, thank you."

This reminds me of something the principal said to Billy Madison during the Academic Decathlon in the movie Billy Madison:

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.