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Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-29-2009 15:34
i find i funny that you cant even come up with something to say so you just repeat  what i said to you . must have learned that trick in the GETTTTOO you like the way i spelled that . henry im going to ignore you from here on out i dont like talking to geto trash  seems like you spent your crack sales money on more crack instead of getting an education  .
Parent - By ssbn727 (*****) Date 11-29-2009 15:57 Edited 12-01-2009 08:34
You seem to be mentioning CRACK in most of your posts there Donkey Doo!!! i wonder why??? you strung out or something to that effect??? Is that the center of focus going on in that nano sized mind of yours??? I thought SO!!! ROTFLMFAOAAA!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) What a SLEEZE BAG!!! A FRIGGIN CRACKHEAD TO BOOT!!! :( :( :(

Now I don't know if you're aware of this Donkey Doo, but you can get help for your addiction problem with crack and they may even get you to the point where you might one day become rehabilitated enough to take your state's G.E.D. exam and possibly pass after 5 times, because your problem doesn't end after you put down the crack... Oh no!!! It's only the beginning because they need to totally re-educate you if that's even possible...

So I strongly suggest that you go seek help for your addiction, and you can go there knowing that you all of us will be rooting for you and your side kick Okie Dokie's speedy recovery from your demise due to your own stupidity of messing with all of those drugs you put in your body which I wouldn't even give to my own Dog if it was dying for crying out loud!!!

Remember to be good to yourself young man, and you'll be able to get through everything that's about to make your life a living hell while you withdraw from all of the crack you've been smoking!!! ;) Shoot!!! Dude!!! You need to lighten up on your body because it's now even more quite obvious as to what is wrong with you... Your mind is fried from smoking all of that crack you've been smoking ever since you started participating in here, and you know what happened to Richard Pryor now don't you? Well then, NOW is the perfect opportunity for you to finally put down the pipe - once, and for all and REPENT!!! :) MAY GOD BLESS YOU BOTH!!! :) :) :) SERIOUSLY!!!
Parent - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 16:20
according to low highs post cactus is faster than an nhra i wonder what he knows they dont. i offered him the chance to say that he miss typed now he just looks stupid. but we already knew that didnt we.
Parent - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-29-2009 03:33
????? did'nt cactus say he ran a 7.90?  
Parent - - By mcostello (**) Date 11-30-2009 03:47
M-O-R-O-N-S. (Now to run and hide):)
Parent - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 12-01-2009 03:22
no hideing her fu#$ stick just sick of argueing with wannabes who lack brains . and are just full o s#$%  i dont have the time to waste on you either so keep ur nose in your own s$%# stay outta mine .
Parent - - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-28-2009 02:59
Nhra pro stock bike  european RECORD!!  186.67  1/4     7.078
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6QeJCpwLE

Just for fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI_GvCl8ei8&feature=related

Standard turo hayabusa 132.09  1/4           9.26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZryiIwaY0Q&feature=related

v8 muscle bike STOCK  215 olds   top speed 150    110 1/4   thats only 185hp
http://www.v8bike.com/tech.htm

6.95  1/4   195 mph
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ev72ppww7Q&feature=related
Parent - - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-28-2009 06:16 Edited 11-28-2009 06:19
Hey low hydrogen! You can post stuff!!! Show the ZX14!!!! Bone stock or otherwise!!
More on the Busa!
Hell, more on the Hoss! That guy was cooking ass! Cant get the rocket, but right behind him sounding good!
Not as good in my ears as the 1200, but good none the less!
Parent - By rick harnish (***) Date 11-29-2009 03:30
THANKS LO HI!! Gave me and my horsepower junkie son some more to discuss!
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 16:48
Here is the rebuttal
name Chopper City Sports (CCS 763-572-2100) has been synonymous with speed machines of all sorts for as many years as it has been in existence. CCS is owned and operated by Marv and Diane Jorgenson. Over the years, Marv has earned himself the reputation as the undisputed “King of Speed.”

Starting out as a drag racer, Marv worked his way onto motorcycles, then snowmobiles and boats, setting numerous world records. Many of these records still stand today, including his Guinness Book World Record of the fastest man on a snowmobile, running 190.308 mph in a quarter mile on his unlimited class snowmobile (see www.choppercity.com, About Us-Marv’s story).

Marv remains very active in various forms of racing, including CCS sponsored snowmobiles, boats, and personal watercraft, but Marv has another passion. CCS is also a Boss Hoss Dealer, and the motorcycle you see before you is no ordinary Boss Hoss.

Marv had previously built a Boss Hoss that had an all aluminum 450ci small block Chevy, that pushed the limits with 720 hp (870 hp on the spray). While this ride kept Marv happy for awhile, as always, speed calls and once again, you up the ante.

Marv’s new ride for 2002 packs a deadly punch with a 615ci Big Block Chevy, answering the age-old dispute that “Size Does Matter.”

Assembled by Wheeler Racing Engines, the 615 is filled with a LA Billet crank, Oliver rods, JE pistons, and topped off with a set of ported Edelbrock aluminum heads.

Of course Marv’s Boss Hoss rides on an oversized 12-inch rear DOT tire, but with over 1000 hp on tap (on the spray), it doesn’t stand a chance.

As interesting as this bike is, the history behind it will blow you away. Marv had built this bike to be ready for the 2001 riding season. Marv rode the bike from spring to mid summer, but then tragedy struck one warm summer night. Marv went to start the bike, and almost immediately it burst into flames.

On to next column...

Luckily, Marv was uninjured, but by the time the Fire Department arrived, the bike was nearly burnt to the ground. Not being the kind of guy who lets things get him down, Marv has rebuilt the bike, and it is even more wicked than before.

When you go as fast as Marv does, you need to make sure your ride looks as good as it goes. So for custom graphics that are as wild as this bike is, Marv turned to Aaron of Extreme Paint and Auto Body in Forest Lake, MN.

Aaron broke out the airbrush, and after many hours of work, Marv’s Big Block Boss Hoss truly looked like it goes.

No Boss Hoss of Marv’s would be complete without all of the accessories that CCS has to offer. From seats and chrome, to NOS accessories and Kevlar rear fenders, Chopper City Sports has you covered.

While Marv has not had the bike to the track, he did have a chance to try his original small block motor out on the quarter mile dyno at the Daytona Bike Week. The bike posted a new quarter mile dyno world record, running a 6.407 @ 210.8 mph! And this was done with the small block! Try that one on for size.

In many ways, Marv is an icon of speed, and if you have the need for speed, whether it be on a bike, boat, snowmobile, or a even a go-ped, we are sure that Marv can take care of you with the highest level of quality and service.

For a sampling of Marv’s work just watch for 
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 17:03
ITS NOT YOUR BIKE SO ITS OFF SUBJECT . WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIKE . U NEED AN OPTION ON YOUR COMPUTER THAT IS CALLED BRAIN CHECK . ITS A FULL TIME JOB KEEPING YOU ON TRACK
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 17:06
Perfect then Lets talk about YOUR bike and Not all of the Bikes your Cousins, Brothers, Uncle owns.
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-28-2009 17:24 Edited 11-29-2009 00:35
I CAN TELL YA THIS IT DOESNT run 190 in the 1/4. so there is really nothing to talk about im not claiming anything crazy times . none of my toys will even come close to that . as a matter of fact just by looking at your bike i can promise you that if you raced me you would win . in the 1/4 mile even if your bike doesnt run 190. all my toys were meant for big sand boxs or the water . i never said you couldnt out run my toys just that you cant out run a hyb in 1/4 with that trike . now if you wanna go buy a something that is meant to do sand drags  . then we could race and you might even beat me in a sand drag . ive been beat before im not afraid to tell the truth . no reason for the lies you spuew out all the time . go stare at your self in the mirror pork chop cause thats the only prson thats gonna belive ur bs .OK YOU WANTED IT HERE IT IS donkey punches HARDLY-A-DAVISON SHE RUNS A 35MIN 1/4 MILE ICANT PROVE THAT RIGHT NOW CAUSE THE MOTOR IS GETTING A TUNE UP BUT ILL HAVE IT DONE BY THE TIME CACTUS GETS TO TULSA DONT YOU BOYS WORRY
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Parent - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-29-2009 01:52
Now thats what im talking about. I bet that thing will run a 2 second quarter mile at 500 mph with the brakes on!!!!!! Now thats cool!!!!
Parent - By Jssec (**) Date 11-29-2009 13:10
For Comparison NHRA Pro Stock Motorcycle Record is:6.991 sec / 196.16 mph @ 1/4 mile with 12" slick and no smoking tire.
Parent - By DaveBoyer (*****) Date 11-30-2009 04:14
That picture must be the "Obama Bike" since He is going to make petrolium obsolete, the firs step is to remove the engine. :-)
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:26
None of us said anything about our bikes. Your the one popping off about your rocketship.
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:33
Your right ! I have one and you wish you had one. The only way that I see to prove me wrong is to put your money where your mouth is. Now Like I told Your Daddy DONKEY DONG. Grow some Balls and Either PUT UP OR SHUT UP....Snot Nose
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:38
No thats where your wrong cactus, I have no desire to have a motorcycle, or 9 or 10 of them like you. I would rather buy land or something thats going to increase in value. Its a shame someone like you have so much money and has no clue how to use it. I cant compete with you on welding rigs either, i only have 1 and thats all I need not 5 or 6. You saying I need to put my money where my mouth is would imply I challenged you to a race or something, where do you see that at?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:46
Because once again you are jumping in on a Thread of which you know NOTHING about. BTW. I have plenty of land, Where do you think I keep my Bikes ? Public Storage. I still want to see a pic of your Riglet.
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:50 Edited 11-28-2009 18:54
Launching a Trike
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:50
Seems to me you are the one that knows nothing about it, when you post things like 194 mph 1/4 mile on a street bike it shows. So how much land do you have and what do you use it for?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 18:56
Goes to show your age and Knowledge........NONE. I would suggest , as I did to DONKEY, Do your homework on these bikes before you comment on them.
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 18:59
IT did not happen cactus, Your bike WILL NOT run 194 mph 7.9 sec 1/4 mile pass. Period. Do you think everyone on this forum is a dumb a#$? How bout that land cactus, what do you have?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 19:38 Edited 11-28-2009 19:41
Would you like to place a Small Wager on it. You live in Oklahoma Right ? How about you and I meet at Paris Drag Strip. That cant be far from you. That would be at Paris Texas. It is only about 10 miles over the OK state line. How sure are you ? And no I dont think Everyone is a Dumbass. I think you are. Why do you want to know about my land. Before you ask... NO ! You cannot put Your double wide here.
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 19:53
"Before you ask... NO ! You cannot put Your double wide here."

BWAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Nice. :-)

jrw159
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 19:55
I know he is gonna ask !
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:04
Well you would need to have more than 100 acres to fit anything other than your ego on it and for your information I dont live in a trailer.
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:13
How do you know I dont ? Besides It ain't Braggin' if you can BACK IT UP !
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 19:59
Put a wager on what? I dont have anything to race you in and I never said I did. As far as your land you said you had plenty of land so I was just wondering how much is "plenty"?
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:02
I have plenty for my Wife and Myself. Lets just say that I can't SEE or Hear ANY neighbors. And you can't see my house from the road. I am still not going to let you park your trailer here !  As far as the wager goes. It is not for a race. It will be My bike against the Clock and the Speedometer. The wager is what it will do in the Quarter.
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:06
Your saying if I come down there your bike will run a 7 second 194 mph 1/4 mile pass spinning the tires the whole way. And Im talking about your red bike not that motor in a drag race frame.
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:09
Yes MY RED BIKE
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:11
You really think your red bike is going to run that kind of pass? Are you going to be driving it?
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:12
YES AND YES
Parent - - By Smooth Operator (***) Date 11-29-2009 00:50
Cactus, Doublewide ? thats funny!!!!!!! Usually we associate them with W. VA. now I find out there in OK. too.
Parent - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-29-2009 00:57
Thats funny, I observed a few while in Altoona and State College. LOL :-) They are every where.
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 19:53
I will make it easy on you and DONKEY BREATH. I just received an email confirming the V8 Bike rally in Miami Oklahoma the week of May 19th ( I will post complete dates) We will ALL be running our bikes at Tulsa International as well as a Dragstrip in Joplin, MO. that way You and DONKEY can get educated in the V8 World of Motorcycles and Extreme Speed. I will get them to let you in as Kids are not usually allowed. So, Until then, do some research on V8 bikes. Look Up Curtis Pyatt from Dallas, He built my Red 434. V8 Choppers from Miami Ok. Built my Trike. Look up Marv Jorgenson. He will be there too. Among the MANY others. But be fair warned of what you have doubted me about. I tried to tell you.
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:02
I dont want to see a full on drag bike run a 7 sec 1/4 mile cause I know that they can. I want to see YOUR bike run it!!!
Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:08
Look Snot Nose. This is a BIKE RALLY FOR V8 BIKES. None of them are Drag Bikes. They are all Street Bikes just like mine. Look up the EAST MEETS WEST RALLY. WE will be staying at the Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma. Every bike INCLUDING MINE will be street legal and most of them will be ridden to the rally. THERE ARE NO FULL ALL OUT DRAG BIKES ! 75% of them will run as well as mine. They rest of them will outrun mine
Parent - - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-29-2009 01:42
2002 boss hog  451ci.   600hp   ran a 7.68  174mph
http://www.gvtc.com/~swtexan/boss.html

marv jorgenson 2001 boss hoss high 7s  at 185  1000hp with spray
http://www.firstclassshine.com/test1.htm
Parent - - By DONKEY PUNCH Date 11-29-2009 02:18
my reply to your post lowhigh is the first bike is only 600hp a whole lot more easy to handel than 1000 thus resulting in less tire spin thus allowing it to make a fast pass . as for the bottom one its the one cacto posted info on it ran that time on a dyno not on a real track so there would be no tire spin thus resulting in a 190 mile an hour run . i have never doubted that the bike didnt have the hp for that time just that the bike its self could not put that power to the ground i would have to guess cause i dont own one but i bet you cant give it full throtel right off the line cause it would just sit there and not move so you would have to be working the gas the whole pass thus resulting in a slower time than what the motor could run just the bike couldnt handel it if you watch the video cacto put up you can see that kind of hp kills the back tire and i mean kills it its not going to hook enough in the 1/4 to put down a 190 pass the more hp the more tire spin . now my bike on the other hand does not have that problem tire spin has never affected me so mine is pretty consistant and easy on the back tire . when i get it dynoed with the new motor ill post the results
Parent - - By low_hydrogen (**) Date 11-29-2009 03:05
cactus post was about marv 2002 i couldn't find any info on that one.  The 2001 (I believe is actual track time).  Marv jorgeson is famous for snowmobiles not so much for bikes he is just a customizer.  I to spend a lot of time at the drag strip probably be in tulsa when cactus is there.

I'm hard pressed to accept a 190 pass in the 1/4 but I'm not saying (his bike) didn't I have seen crazier **** .  And most people cant drive a bike to it's full potential thats why they are fun to watch.  I've been on a pro stock street crew and have seen a lot of bikes run I've never seen a trike run. And yes power to the ground is the issue with bikes and the eta he gave doesn't add up but we dont know the 60ft time etc. Smoking the tires means yes (the pilot) wasn't hooking up and getting all the horsepower to the ground, the bigger issue is who the hell could keep it straight if the tires were spinning?? Like I said bikes are about the pilot not the machine.

And I'm not taking sides but even if you think cactsus is a liar,  I'm certian that marvs 185 (track time) is for real and that is damn impressive for a street legal cruiser.
And my first thought (because I've seen the nhra bikes run) was he couldn't even get close! But you put enough spray in it and keep it hooked up we have factual evidence that marv made one go 185?

And if you want to compare apples to apples the hayabusa (with the right pilot) will wax the dart with (no spray)
put the spray on the hayabusa and it still wins!    But 373 dart with spray against stock 08 hayabusa with 2 good drivers best 2 out of 3 and you got a crap shoot!

My 2 cents did his "BIKE" run 190?  (it's not impossible) Did it smoke the tires the whole way? (not on a 190 pass)  Do I give a ****?   Not if he lets me take it for a pass down the track!!! LOL!!! 

If I could run 190s on a bike hell if I could run consistant 160s on a bike I wouldn't be welding !!!  
:) :)

Parent - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-29-2009 19:19
My Trike is a 373 Dart. Mike Bike is a 434 Shafiroff Racing, Brodix Heads, Dragonslayer Crank, I-beam connecting rods, Eagle Pistons, Victor Jr. Intake, Holley 950 DP 690 grind cam. and and bunch of other go fast stuff. PLUS a 300 shot
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:09
When are you going to be in Tulsa cause I will be there!
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:12
I will find out what day we have the track and let you know
Parent - - By jrw159 (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:14
Cactus,
  Hey buddy I am 20 minutes from Tulsa in Claremore. Let me know when you will be there as I would love a ringside seat. I will buy the first round. :-)

jrw159
Parent - - By Cactusthewelder (*****) Date 11-28-2009 20:18
Works for me. We were there last year in May as well. It will be GREAT for others to see okwelders jaw hit the floor ! Like I said, I tried to tell them. All he had to do was a little research !
Parent - - By okwelder82 (***) Date 11-28-2009 20:45
Ive done the research and I cant find a video or anything saying one of those bike like your red one will run a 7 sec pass. If you know of a video why dont you post it?
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