Don't mess with Turkish Porcupines. For those not up on your metrics, the longest one is about 16" OAL and the one by the ruler is 3/8" in diameter! There's a bunch of these quills on the side of a road in the pipeline terminal compound. One fellow says they are the size of a sheep.
If someone could get a porcupine and a sheep to mate, I don't know what it would be called, but it could knit it's own sweaters. I know, I know..... Stop it. You're quilling me.
Peace? What peace?? While lying in bed last night, my wife asked me what I most wanted to do with her body. I guess "identify it" wasn't the right answer.