For me, it’s bad enough just to see a snake by itself, but that one has a hammer. If I see a snake, I back off. If one would ever start talking to me, I’d probably crap in my pants and run. What I’ve often wondered, is if evolution is true, why did snakes lose their ability to talk? I’m willing to bet good money, that when the talking snake in the Garden of Eden convinced Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, he simply explained to her that she’d also be getting a whole new wardrobe. If any of you guys are having problems making your wife happy, and no matter what you do, it doesn't seem to work, just remember Adam and Eve, because that’s where it all started. Think about it. They lived in the Garden of Eden and even THAT wasn't good enough for her. The best part for Adam was obviously not having to hear about all the men that she could have married. I know I get so sick of hearing that one. Over the years, one of the things that I've learned about women is to never trust a woman who listens to a snake, who has a pet snake, who knows somebody who has a pet snake, or any pets, or no pets. I guess all things considered, snakes are ok. Especially the ones who chew gum.