Happy Birthday Henry, and may God bless you. I looked at your profile but I didn’t see the year you were born. I did notice that you have some rather interesting hobbies. One of which is diving. This past summer I enjoyed going to the city pool and diving but I ended up getting thrown out for urinating in the pool. As I was being escorted out, I said to the manager, “Are you trying to tell me that I'm the first person who's ever pissed in this pool?” He said, “No, probably not, sir, but doing it from the diving board is just ridiculous.” I also see that you’re into metal sculpture. I used to dabble in erotic sculptures, with my inspiration coming from the Kevin Costner movie “Field of Dreams”. “If you build it, they will come.” And I saw that you like traveling to ancient ruins of different cultures. I think it would be a stimulating experience to visit Egypt sometime, because I would think that Egypt would be one of the few countries that camel toe is not frowned upon. I have visited the ancient Aztec ruins, and I remember seeing one building where thousands of men had been sent to their doom in a bizarre religious ceremony. I was surprised that they were allowed to build a wedding chapel so close to the ancient ruins. And I’m not thoroughly convinced that those buildings are actually ancient ruins. What if they were built that way on purpose by the lesser known Spaztecs? Sorry for that bit of Mayan sarcasm. I’m still upset that their prediction about the end of the world didn’t come true. Try new things, they said. The worlds ending, they said. Thank you Mayans. I’ve been trying to kick a pretty serious heroin addiction for two years now. Everybody keeps telling me that heroin has killed a lot of people. I just think they’re trying to scare me into quitting, and I don’t believe it for one second. In fact, I think its Wonder Woman, because she can be an evil bastard sometimes. I don’t plan any more trips abroad to expose myself to different cultures because every time I expose myself, they throw me in jail. I’m just tired of it all. I know that in some cultures, women are seen as objects that are only there to cook, clean and make babies, and I think that’s pretty disgusting. It should be that way in every culture. The other day I said to my wife, “You know, in some cultures, throwing feces at someone means a great show of respect.” She replied, “Just hand me the soap, you a**hole. And I see that you like most music genres. Me too. Can’t say the same thing about my wife. She threw out all my old records because she hates hard rock and metal. Rather than throwing them away, I could have sold them all and made money to buy more heroin. I asked if she needed any help, but she said no. I decided to help anyway. Since she hates hard rock and metal so much, I pawned her engagement ring. Again, Happy Birthday Henry and thank you for your contributions to this great forum.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HENRY!!
And the doctors never thought it could be true. Leave it to you to prove them wrong. There's something to be said for stubbornness as well as for the manifold blessings, mercy, and grace of an Almighty God who decided your number was higher than man ever thought. But we praise Him you are here because we do enjoy the multitude of wisdom being passed on for others to apply.
He Is In Control, Have a Great Day, Brent
Happy Birthday, when people ask what I wish for, I always say, another one . Here's hopes for many more. Perley
Happy Birthday Henry!
Gee thanks Tommy! That was very - how shall I say Touching to say the least!
