I assume that this is in reference to the guy who posted about obtaining fake passports, driver licenses, and Visas. I was looking forward to contacting him because I really need a fake driver license. Two weeks ago my drivers license was taken after I made the decision to drink and drive. It seemed like a good decision at the time because I was in no shape to walk. I got stopped again the other night because I failed to move out of the way to let an ambulance pass me. Just like fake passports, etc., I knew the ambulance was a fake too because the word “ambulance” is always written backwards on the real ones. Still, I got pulled over and they asked to see my drivers license. First they take them, and then they ask to see them. I really wish they would make up their minds. Seriously, fake things have been a problem for me over the years. I still remember the day my mom and dad told me that Santa was fake. I was heartbroken. I jumped in my car and went straight to the bar. I was 33. That night I had a one night stand. Afterwards, she asked for my number. I tried to give her a fake number, but it didn’t work. She already knew what all the real numbers looked like. Later on I tried to make it up to my dad by giving him a Rolex for his birthday. “It’s a fake.” He said. “No it isn’t.” I replied, feeling rather hurt. “I spent $1660 on that watch.” I said. “Well, you’re an idiot” he said, as he ate the candy strap.