Funny you mention that Al!
I have a bumper sticker that says: "Re-elect NOBODY!!!" ;)
Here's one I read in an e-mail the other day:
"Atlanta Airport"
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others - Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ACT: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R"
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ACT. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ACT: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ACT. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause....................
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ACT -- ATLANTA ACT"
Atlanta ACT: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ACT: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus!!! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?";) :) :) :)
Respectfully,
Henry