I assume that this is in reference to the guy who posted about obtaining fake passports, driver licenses, and Visas.  I was looking forward to contacting him because I really need a fake driver license.  Two weeks ago my drivers license was taken after I made the decision to drink and drive.  It seemed like a good decision at the time because I was in no shape to walk.  I got stopped again the other night because I failed to move out of the way to let an ambulance pass me.  Just like fake passports, etc., I knew the ambulance was a fake too because the word “ambulance” is always written backwards on the real ones.  Still, I got pulled over and they asked to see my drivers license.  First they take them, and then they ask to see them.  I really wish they would make up their minds.  Seriously, fake things have been a problem for me over the years.  I still remember the day my mom and dad told me that Santa was fake.  I was heartbroken.  I jumped in my car and went straight to the bar.  I was 33.  That night I had a one night stand.  Afterwards, she asked for my number.  I tried to give her a fake number, but it didn’t work.  She already knew what all the real numbers looked like.  Later on I tried to make it up to my dad by giving him a Rolex for his birthday.  “It’s a fake.” He said.  “No it isn’t.” I replied, feeling rather hurt.  “I spent $1660 on that watch.” I said.  “Well, you’re an idiot” he said, as he ate the candy strap.