John,
I don't mean to drift away from the question that was originally posted, but to answer your question, I’d recently joined one of those dating websites. I was asked to describe my ideal woman, so I put: "I love Page 3 girls, they're so sexy" At first, I wondered why I didn't get many responses, then I remembered the P button was broken on my keyboard. Anyway, to make a long story short, I met her on a dating website called Furrymates.com. I’d always tried to avoid internet dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests, and frankly, I don’t want to go out with a weirdo. Anyway, she showed up with pigtails under her arms and it was love at first site. On our first date I had to defend her honor. We were out on a picnic and as I was about to serve the dessert, someone called her fat, and I was like, “Oh hell no you didn’t”. As I got up to defend her honor, I told her to “hold the cake, but don’t eat it”. On second thought, and just to be safe, I took it with me because she was looking at it real funny. That look was a little scary to me so after I dropped her off, I went home, deleted my Furrymates.com profile and switched to a site called Singles With Food Allergies.