Malaria is not my major concern with the mosquito. Doctors have proven that it is possible to catch HIV from a mosquito. I say, anybody who is sick enough to make love to a mosquito deserves what they get. I think the mosquito finds me attractive, and I must admit that their mysterious nature is mildly attracting, but I have to draw the line somewhere. The other night my wife kept complained that there was a mosquito in the room. After several hours of complaining, I killed the blood sucking parasite. Then, the mosquito starting getting on my nerves. I didn’t think I was ever going to get any sleep. I tried Mosquito repellant, but that didn’t keep him away. I remember hearing somewhere that anti mosquito sprays cause hallucinations. I didn't believe it at first until the mosquito told me about it. Despite the intriguing conversation we were having, I pointed at the bedroom door and said, “Look. Elvis”. When the mosquito turned around, I sprayed him once again with the mosquito repellant. Now he’ll never have any friends.