Malaria is not my major concern with the mosquito.  Doctors have proven that it is possible to catch HIV from a mosquito.  I say, anybody who is sick enough to make love to a mosquito deserves what they get.  I think the mosquito finds me attractive, and I must admit that their mysterious nature is mildly attracting, but I have to draw the line somewhere.  The other night my wife kept complained that there was a mosquito in the room.  After several hours of complaining, I killed the blood sucking parasite.  Then, the mosquito starting getting on my nerves.  I didn’t think I was ever going to get any sleep.  I tried Mosquito repellant, but that didn’t keep him away.  I remember hearing somewhere that anti mosquito sprays cause hallucinations.  I didn't believe it at first until the mosquito told me about it.    Despite the intriguing conversation we were having, I pointed at the bedroom door and said, “Look.  Elvis”.  When the mosquito turned around, I sprayed him once again with the mosquito repellant.  Now he’ll never have any friends.