Have you ever noticed how, with public toilets, whenever you need them, they’re always full, yet when you don’t need to use them… you really shouldn’t be in there at all? Anyway, if it were me, and if I’m going to have to pay to "log" into a toilet, I may as well get my money’s worth. Before I flush, I've always liked unfolding the paper to see if I can spot famous people in the pattern. I can’t do that at home anymore because the wife started buying paper with patterns on it. The other day I used the new tissue and I looked for famous people. What I saw scared me at first, because it looked like I’d swallowed several butterflies.